Titan of Sucking and Blowing

A lot of people promote their assiness in this world. Few do it as well as the Dyson guy. James Dyson. James Assface Dyson. Every time he opens his mouth on his pretentious vacuum commercials it’s always four wheels can only go in a straight line this and a ball can turn on a dime that and I’m left feeling completely shamed and inadequate about my vacuum cleaner choices.