Picasa, Head on a Stick, and that creepy Tickle Me Elmo

When I stumbled on Picasa by Google a few weeks ago, I thought I was one step ahead of the game in terms of photo collages. Turns out, this program has been out since 2006. I’m soooo up to date on technology. But in 2006 I was doing important things, like finishing my bachelor’s degree and only attending graduation via my besties’ hilarious creativity:

UR PL8 SUX

I fucking hate vanity license plates. My hate is so extreme that I’m dropping the EFF word two words into this post. I’m confident they exist for the sole purpose of making me feel like a confused asshole, demeaning my intellect with their groupings of too many consonants and random numbers, bunched together in ways my eyes and brain can’t comprehend. I’m acutely aware of the fact that I read way too much into EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, I don’t need to add something as trivial as license plates to that growing list.