Back in a few…

Gone fishin’ for a couple of days. No, I am not trolling cougar-friendly dating websites (shout out to my girlfriend, L.!). I’ll catch ya back in a few days. Until then, enjoy this link to my favorite new website (courtesy of the always funny Jessica).

IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I’m off to visit my favorite bull:

2006 and 3 years younger...sigh

This bull seems taller this year. WTF?

I have just the thing to go with all of those flamingos

When I blogged a few weeks ago about being able to hide a bunch of flamingo related items and tiny bottles of vodka in a tiny chest of drawers in my house, what I meant to say was that I was going to hide my thimble collection….and tiny bottles of booze. No, I kid about the booze. But I am SERIOUS about my thimble collection.