I promise…

…I’m coming back. I’m getting something together and am hoping it will be just the right blend of sarcasm, dim wit, and judgment. That last part may be me judging someone or you judging me. More than likely it will be you judging me as I just give everyone around me side-eye. Side-eye and duckface…that’s a really good combo.

Obsession: by Ramen Noodles

There’s something wrong with my family. No, I’m not talking about the makeshift skateboard park that exists in my front yard, scaring off potential buyers for my neighbor’s house with its spray-painted, white-trash-yard-art-deco appeal. I’m not lying when I say that you can Google Map my house and you’ll see one of the primitive ramps on Street View. Side note: the skateboard ramp spraypainting extravaganza is also what led to Gavin’s ultimate masterpiece.

It’s just a little medical marijuana

Just another day for Walter, posing for the cover of High Times. You know it’s true. Check out the crumbs on the couch below his mouth. He had the munchies for Chicken in a Biskit! God those crackers are delicious. Walter and I agree that we could knock back a box in under 2 minutes.