But are you the matriarch to an outlaw scooter club?

You know how there are those times when you like a really good TV show and the person you love likes a truly awful TV show? Well, I recently had one of those moments. Tom and I like most of the same shows. Basically, shows that are funny. However, Tom likes EVERY show on the DIY network and I am not a fan. He also likes any show EVER made about Alaska. Alaska. I don’t even know what I would DO in Alaska. I’m really worried that he’s trying to plan a trip there.

Total Pimp

My dad casually announced at the dinner table last night that he had picked up the recent issue of Women’s Day magazine for his flight to Oregon. OMG. I barely swallowed my mouthful of wine before asking him if this was a ploy to start conversations with pretty ladies on the plane. My dad loves talking to pretty ladies, and yes, that’s what he refers to them as. Could be worse. He could be saying “hot chicks with nice racks” and then I’d need to vomit.