Do you lick a piglicker or does it lick you?

I really should not be that entertained by pork products and sexual innuendo but I AM! I also really should have fewer posts about pork in general, but I try not to outdo myself by thinking up new topics. That would just seem like I was showing off and I am MODEST. Maybe I should have said humble there, but I don’t really know what that means nor do I care to find out. But what I do care about are sammiches. Delicious, delicious sammiches filled with meats and cheeses, sprinkled with choice spices and splashed with vinegar.

WORKIN’ that 9 year age gap

My sister, Kasey, was born when I was 9. I still remember the day my dad woke me up and said, “Holly, wake up, you have a little sister.” Awwww. And he brought me McDonald’s. Score and double score. Of course I associate my sister with McDonald’s. In fact, I call her K-Mac. Wait, that has more to do with our last name. Details…whatever. So being an older sister is a novel concept, but one of the truly awesome qualities it brings out is EXTREME competitiveness. Am I alone on this? Allow me to share.